Motoring
01 A Woman Driver will sit contentedly behind you for 50 miles or more, patiently awaiting the most dangerous place or time to overtake.
02 Women Drivers use their interior mirrors solely for checking their hair & makeup, often whilst driving.
03 If you try to re-enter a lane after having pulled out and overtaken many of the slow-moving vehicles in it, only a Woman Driver will let you back in.
04 Tail-gaters are either aggressive middle-aged men who are certain they can stop in time, or ditzy young women who don’t realise they might have to.
05 All BMW drivers are Boy Racers (even when they are women).
06 You never see a Merc in a hurry in Norhern Ireland (in the South its different).
07 The best drivers on the road are tanker drivers, closely followed by (most)
long-distance HGV / PSV drivers.
08 The worst drivers on the road are White Van Men, closely followed by
(most) taxi drivers.
09 Beware Drivers Wearing Hats.
10 If the car with which you almost collided is already damaged, the damage will be exactly at the point at which you would have hit it.
11 Slow night drivers on country roads never use their main-beam headlights, so that no-one can see far enough ahead to safely overtake them.
12 If you unexpectedly come across a slow-moving vehicle on the motorway and are unable to overtake it immediately, you will have to wait for ever while the 2,000 cars behind you successively overtake you from the back of the queue.
13 If you only let one other driver into your lane, he will drive so far behind the
car in front that the entire other lane eventually filters in.
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